God I love Toast

rareity:

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS BLOG CONTAINS ”ADULT LANGUAGE”!!!! PLEASE UNFOLLOW IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE WORDS SUCH AS, ‘BRIEFCASE’, ‘MORTGAGE’, ‘ECONOMY’ OR ‘OFFICE’

(via timetraveling-titanshifter)

circumcisions:

we should all be thankful that centipedes can’t fly

(Source: gay8, via awkwardvagina)

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

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cookienun:

hey kids wanna buy some drugs

cookienun:

hey kids wanna buy some drugs

(Source: jajaneenee, via tom-bass)

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

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karlimeaghan:

speedismandatoryy:

the entire fucking show in one picture

like mother, like son

get the fuck out

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